Things my dog wrecked that I can't show you because they are at the dump or otherwise unable to be seen

• 4 rugs over a period of a couple of years due to various intestinal issues and/or extreme fright over thunderstorms
  
• countless nights sleep (see above re: thunderstorms) by standing on or next to my bed panting and shaking or ticking up and down the hallway on her toe nails. 
• her own knee by insisting on frolicking with dogs a quarter her age. 
• the kitchen floor in my old apartment by digging into it to try to tunnel under the baby gate so she could get to the bathroom to lie on the bathmat. 
• the run I bought her at my old apartment which she ripped off it's fastenings and proceeded to parade around the neighborhood dragging the contraption behind her. 
• A first edition Edna St. Vincent Millay (photos to be posted later) 
• A holy bible I got for graduation (photos to be posted later)